The day started out simple enough. We were all set to have a relaxing day of arts and crafts this morning, but the crafty intent quickly changed...
A crime had been committed in the Spiva house and Sheriff Lily was making sure that this criminal paid for the unthinkable crime he committed...
She found the man and quickly handcuffed him with the paper links she had just constructed so he could not escape...
He was sent directly to booking and spent some time in the slammer to reflect upon this horrendous crime he committed...
His crime...not putting the toilet seat down in a house full of women.
He will have his day in court, but in the meantime, let this be a lesson to inmate 0011 and all of the others that commit this crime on a daily basis.
Thats right UG! Keep that up and next stop you will make is right next to Woody! :)
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